I'm so over people and their bullshit.

Why is it so impossible for two people to be friends?
Like seriously, what is the deal?

There has to be tons of girls out there looking for some action, why are the flies all over my particular uninterested carcass?

I mean shit, I don't understand why people can't just take a fucking hint.

What's so special about me?

I've been single for like five minutes, I don't understand the hype. What happened to letting the girl have some modicum of say? Or is it the challenge of talking me into it?

I'm fucking sick of people's shit. Next person gets a slap in the face.