It's like super late and I'm not tireddddd

Nor do I feel like I'm drunk but I know I must be from how long it took me to write this sentence properly.

I had more to drink than I've had in forever!

I have a class at 10 tomorrow I am so gonna regret this.

Okay from THIS POINT onwards I'm not gonna backspace not even once,

I had a lot f fun tonight. Belle is a blast!

We're gonna try meet up on Thursdays on the reg. She;s gonna teach me nhow to plat pool because I such (sic: suck)

I tll you what tonight was seriously sfucking life affirming. So many guys. She had most of the attention because she was in a miniskirt (with might I add no undies) whereas I was just chillin in a tshit and jeans.

But there was this one guy, Simon, must have been in his fiftiees, approached us first and was all like "Hey girls I'm not being creepy and I'm not trying to pick you up (is it me or should you not need to say that) but I'm just trying to kkill half n hours and you girls are really funny and beautiful, will youplay pool with me,:"
And I was liike "aw no sorry bud I don't plat pool but I will referree and keep score!"
And Belle was like "yeah okay why not"

AND SO BEGAN THE NIGHT

Then this ther couple walked in and the woman was smashed off her face and the guy was HUGE. And se was all yelling at Belle like calling her a slut and said she was a prostiture and a transvestite and then the guy walked over and was like "what's the problem over here?" and I was like "I don't know man, what is the probkem over here?" and then e was like "nah we cool and gave me this handsake that was si tight I swear I felt the bonds crunch n my hand. And then he told her to sht the fuck up.

And then Belle was playing pool and sh totally beat that simon guy but she wfollowed the 8 bball with the white ball so he totally wom.

And then the other dude the big guy with the lady got into this fight with some other guy who was talking to his missus, pretty innocently I might add, and told him to fuck off

And then he asked Belle to play pool and he TOTALLY pantsed her. She sunk two balls but it was more or less a walk over.

And ten these other guys were there and they were young guys. And one of them came over and ust jlike sat at our table and was like "so I punched a wall today" and I was like "well you sound like an idiont"

And he was called Drew and he seemd cool and we chatted. And the other guys kespt coming back to our table and cahatting. They more or less left me alone because I think they could see I wasn't playing but

I don't think I've been called attractive
and beatiful
and stunning
and gorgeous
so much by strangers IN MY LIFE

The big guy (no idea where is missus fucked off to) came over and gae me a couple more bone runching andshakes and was like "ou have the tost eautiful smile" and I was like thanks man

And then there was this indian guy who was spouting rte... fuck I can't keep doing this these typos are killing me

This guy was spouting this hell spiritual bullshit and he ended up walking us to Belle's car.

So this Simon guy (first dude, fifties) was all like "You're my wife now" to Belle and it was like umm
and then he was like "Look I do the laundry and I iron like a pro, my ironing is absolutely brilliant and I'm a magnificent lover" omg

And then the big guy came over and I was just like ummm
And then he was just like "you guys are so beautiful I just wanted you to know"

And then we were talking to this Drew guy and he kept saying I was cool and I was like shit man you don't even know me. Nobody says that about me.

And then it was like 12:30 and there was me and Belle and this Drew guy and his mate Kale (like the plant??) and the indian guy out the front smoking ecigs

And Drew kept trying to look up Belle's skirt/feel if she had undies on. She didn't but she didn't seem to mind so all good I spose?
I think she gave him our number but he seemed okay. Apparently we're biffles or something now.

Anyway so many nice things said by happy drunk people.

And the indian guy walked us to the car which was over the road.

Aaaaand yeah that's my night.

I have a class at 10am tomorrow omg I hate myself.
SO AWAKE.

Best tipsy sex ever would happen right now.
Best. Ever.
gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

IS OKAY
GOOD TIMES WERE HAD

Would have liked a guy there at times but at the same time I don't know if it would have all happened were that the case. Then again that Drew kid invited himself over for a couple hours and the older guys kept coming back soooo maybe it would have?

ANYWAY thats my night!